Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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