ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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