yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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