The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
where are my eyebrows?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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