ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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