Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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