her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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