Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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