tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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