Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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