My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize