I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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