Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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