i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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