you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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