i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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