...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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