Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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