i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
