I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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