so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I checked into jail on foursquare
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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