Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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