who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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