can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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