Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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