So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We left the knife in your bed.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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