Who wears a wallet chain?!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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