Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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