you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
