I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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