And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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