Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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