thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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