pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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