it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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