i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
ttyl tear gas
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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