I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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