You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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