Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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