ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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