it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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