Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Hippo gnu deer
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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