I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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