What a fucking waste of an outfit
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
