I wanna bring you to show and tell
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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