I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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