Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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