do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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