You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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