dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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