I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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