My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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