She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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