RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
this boner is exhausting
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
