Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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